The Republican's Guide to Sodomy

Sunday, November 27. 2005

The Republican's Guide to Sodomy

IF	THEN
Both Parties Consent. Even if both parties want to make a monogomous lifetime committment.
One Party Doesn't Want To. Especially if the unwilling party is a prisoner, prisoner of war, suspected terrorist, or "unlawful enemy combatant".
One Party is a an Entire Country. Best if you can keep the Country from understanding what you are doing.

Posted by Auntie Willow in Sex at 13:47 | Comments (4) | Trackbacks (0)

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Auntie Willow - you're bad! I am going to print this and put it up in our local library too (I assume you have it next to your desk).

If: It's the entire planet.
Then: Go ahead, they can't stop you anyhow.

#1 garyq (Link) on 2005-11-29 18:20 (Reply)

Gary!
You are a dearie!
Actually, I am thinking about throwing up some t-shirts of this...
With the chart on the back, so that when a Republican has you bent over, they can quickly tell if it is "OK" to proceed!
What do you think? Is the world ready for a Republican Sodomy t-shirt?

#1.1 Auntie Willow (Link) on 2005-11-29 19:58 (Reply)

sorry... been gone off me rocker for a while...

but hey! Stick Figure Republican Sodomy Rules!

How can I not want a T of this?

/agree Gary... You're Baaad!

#2 Bryan St. Buddah on 2005-11-29 20:37 (Reply)

Thanks for clarifying that, Auntie. The visual aids really helped! Reading impaired Republicans should be especially grateful.

#3 Julian Blue (Link) on 2005-11-30 11:04 (Reply)

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